Category Archives: humor

What Married Sexting Looks Like (totally suitable for work)

I’m in cleaning mode today. I figured if I didn’t send Hubby proof, he’d never believe me when I told him I actually worked upstairs. Kids, you know? Here’s how that played out: Oh hey! The carpet in the kids … Continue reading

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Birthday gifts….

Bug got a 7 piece percussion set from Rose for her birthday. I’ve had two 4-year-olds and a 2-year-old holding a jam session in my living room all morning and all I can think is Why does Rose’s mom hate me? The … Continue reading

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4 Year Old Jokes

My 4 year old doesn’t quite grasp jokes yet, but the result is hilarious nonetheless. “Hey Batman, how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles! ” Batman: “How many tickles does it take to make … Continue reading

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Oppression quickie

“You have to put your socks on so we can go to Grandma’s” Batman “This is oppressive.”

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On Growing

This morning, Batman asked me if he could watch Guardians of the Galaxy with me. I told him he had to wait until he was bigger. He thought for a moment and left the room. Two minutes later, he came back … Continue reading

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Why We Cried – Kids 7AM Edition

The following is an accurate, if not slightly incomplete, list of the reasons that tears were shed by the children in the house between approximately 7AM and 7:59AM. 1) Because mom won’t turn on a new cartoon to replace the … Continue reading

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The Negotiator

Tried making a deal with Batman this morning. The offer I made: He, BFF, and Little Sister clean their playroom all of the way in exchange for a chuck e cheese lunch tomorrow with our leftover tokens. (Deal rejected) His … Continue reading

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