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What Married Sexting Looks Like (totally suitable for work)

I’m in cleaning mode today. I figured if I didn’t send Hubby proof, he’d never believe me when I told him I actually worked upstairs. Kids, you know? Here’s how that played out: Oh hey! The carpet in the kids … Continue reading

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Birthday gifts….

Bug got a 7 piece percussion set from Rose for her birthday. I’ve had two 4-year-olds and a 2-year-old holding a jam session in my living room all morning and all I can think is Why does Rose’s mom hate me? The … Continue reading

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4 Year Old Jokes

My 4 year old doesn’t quite grasp jokes yet, but the result is hilarious nonetheless. “Hey Batman, how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles! ” Batman: “How many tickles does it take to make … Continue reading

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Oppression quickie

“You have to put your socks on so we can go to Grandma’s” Batman “This is oppressive.”

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On Heaven

Just over a week ago, we had to put our cat Prudence to sleep. We had decided to wait to tell Batman, since he’s very sensitive about that sort of thing. Today, after going through Easter baskets. He seemed to … Continue reading

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On Growing

This morning, Batman asked me if he could watch Guardians of the Galaxy with me. I told him he had to wait until he was bigger. He thought for a moment and left the room. Two minutes later, he came back … Continue reading

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Monday mommy Haiku

The kids are all asleep. I could be cleaning, but then- who would drink the wine?

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Why We Cried – Kids 7AM Edition

The following is an accurate, if not slightly incomplete, list of the reasons that tears were shed by the children in the house between approximately 7AM and 7:59AM. 1) Because mom won’t turn on a new cartoon to replace the … Continue reading

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