Tag Archives: humor
My 4 year old doesn’t quite grasp jokes yet, but the result is hilarious nonetheless. “Hey Batman, how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles! ” Batman: “How many tickles does it take to make … Continue reading
“You have to put your socks on so we can go to Grandma’s” Batman “This is oppressive.”
This morning, Batman asked me if he could watch Guardians of the Galaxy with me. I told him he had to wait until he was bigger. He thought for a moment and left the room. Two minutes later, he came back … Continue reading
The kids are all asleep. I could be cleaning, but then- who would drink the wine?
The following is an accurate, if not slightly incomplete, list of the reasons that tears were shed by the children in the house between approximately 7AM and 7:59AM. 1) Because mom won’t turn on a new cartoon to replace the … Continue reading